Of course nothing
from me in terms of news on the takeover. So just a message or two to Roland. First,
if you believe for a moment that holding out indefinitely to get the price you
think you deserve will flush out new buyers or higher offers you should write
down the plan, take down that enormous file labelled ‘stupid ideas I’ve had
since buying Charlton’, and add it to the pile. When there are two main bidders
and one walks away saying the seller is demanding too high a price, the other
is not exactly likely to lift his/her bid. And the chances of a new potential
buyer coming to the fore are similarly reduced as more people view the seller as
just delusional.
Second, if you think
for a moment that you should delay a sale because that will annoy the
supporters, including those who keep disrupting your disco practise, write down
the notion, take down that enormous file .... Yes, we have the champagne on
ice. But it can stay there for as long as it takes, we have an unlimited supply
of ice and while we wait we just practise our own dance moves, for the very
large party when you’ve sold.
To matters on the
pitch – and what a relief an away win can bring! Prior to the weekend, since my
arrival in France Lyon Duchere had played four, won none, drawn one and lost three,
including two at home against what would have been considered moderate
opposition (Les Herbiers and Concarneau). Add in the demise of the venerated
Paul Bocuse (this is Lyon, France, the large special supplements to commemorate
his life are still on sale) and I was beginning to assume Jonah status. To be
fair Duchere’s bad run preceded my arrival. You had to go back to 24 November
for their last victory, since when they had lost three and drawn four out of
seven.
We managed to take in
the second half of the recent home game against Concarneau (kicking off at 8pm
on a Friday evening isn’t exactly compatible with a good meal and a glass or
two of red). My partner Suzanne had checked the score early on: Duchere were
1-0 ahead and all was well. At half-time she checked again: merde, 1-2. So off
we went to lend our support. But while Duchere had a very good chance early on
to equalise, as the game progressed they seemed to run out of steam and ideas
against a side happy to keep its shape and play on the break. Defeat it proved
to be – and in a tight league that saw Duchere drop into a relegation spot
(normally four teams out of 18 are relegated from National, France’s third
division, but this year for some reason there are only 17 – the eighteenth
place reserved for ‘Exempt’ – and three will go down).
So even though
against Concarneau Duchere hadn’t looked like relegation-fodder, confidence
must have been low going to take on handily-placed Marseilles Consolat on their
turf. I’ve only managed to see brief highlights on the Duchere site but it
looks as though they put in a disciplined away performance and took the points
courtesy of a big defender planting a header from a corner into the net. The
1-0 victory has lifted Duchere back up to 12th in what is for the most part a
very tight league – another three points would see them up into joint fourth. In
any event, the top three continue to run away with it. Grenoble won the
top-three clash on Friday, 1-0 away to Red Star, which saw them take over from
Rodez (who could only manage a 0-0 home draw with Les Herbiers). Grenoble have
38 points from 21 games (they’ve scored only 23 goals but have let in just 13 –
must be a delight to watch but how Robinson would love to have a defence that
secure), Rodez 36 from 20, and Red Star 33 from 20. Then there is a five-points
gap to fourth-placed Cholet. Never say never, but with two automatic promotion
places and the team finishing third going into a promotion play-off, the
picture at the top looks reasonably set.
That does leave teams
like Duchere with little really to play for – except of course avoiding
relegation. And for sure there’s work to be done to build on last Friday’s
victory, to really turn things around. By this stage of the season the stats
don’t lie and the problem is clear enough: Duchere are the league’s lowest
scorers, having hit the net just 18 times in their 21 games (Creteil have
scored the same but have played two games less).
I hope I can get
along to tomorrow evening’s match (which may depend on Suzanne’s patience as
tonight we will have Olympique Lyonnais in the Europa League, when they will be
defending a 3-1 first-leg victory over Villarreal, followed over the weekend by
all the Premiership action and another round of Six Nations rugby). It will be
against Entente SSG, who currently occupy fifth place. I’d no idea where
Entente might be so did a little research. Seems the full name is L’Entente
Sannois Saint-Gratien. Seems that Saint-Gratien is a suburb of Paris, a little
to the north. The football team was founded as recently as 1989 and seems to
have had a chequered life. According to Wikipedia, until the mid-2000s the team
was in National. But then it was apparently denied promotion to Ligue 2 by “an
administrative error”, for which they were awarded compensation. I thought by
now I’d heard most things in football, but a team not getting promoted because
of poor admin? After that seems the team struggled, was relegated in 2008/09
and then relegated again, to CFA2, in 2010/11 when the club went into
bankruptcy protection.
Looks like Entente
SSG have clawed their way back up since then. And in that respect they have
been moving alongside Lyon Duchere, who I’ve seen promoted from CFA2 to CFA1
and now to National. And the parallels do start to get a bit spooky. Having
been founded in 1964, by people who left Algeria at the time of independence,
in 1993 Duchere finished top of the third division only to be denied promotion
also, according to Footeo, for administrative reasons. I suspect that in both
cases there were real reasons, involving ground facilities and other financial
matters (perhaps someone better informed can let us know). But I’m tempted to
ponder on whether before in the history of football has there been a game played
between two clubs which have both been denied promotion because of poor
paperwork? Perhaps sometimes, like with the purchase of a football club, the devil
really can be in the small details.