Life’s
a bitch. I’d half-written something reasoned and considered (and long-winded of
course) ahead of Friday’s planned protest at the EFL offices, about whether
fans are true stakeholders in a club and, if they are, whether we have been and
are being treated as such by the interested parties (Duchatelet, potential
purchasers of our club, and the EFL). Then we see the South London Press
articles covering Lee Bowyer’s comments about our owner, so made some
adjustments. Then we get the fresh incoherent outburst on the club site, which
does have all the hallmarks of being written by our absent owner. So sod it, he’s
had his latest rant, I’m in the mood for one too.
We
have collectively wasted so many hours trying to peer into the dark recesses of
our owner’s mind. All been a waste of time, there’s not much there. Someone who
believes himself to be rational and intelligent concludes after years of owning
several clubs that football involves emotion? Does he seriously think that this
deep insight is something fans are unaware of? I picked up one of those little
message signs for my partner Suzanne some years ago which said: ‘Those who don’t
believe in magic will never find it’. One of the saddest aspects of his
stewardship of our club (leaving aside the mess his daft ideas have left our
club in) is that he clearly has derived no enjoyment from involvement in
football (‘ah, but it’s all been a valuable social experiment ...’). Every fan
of every club has. His loss.
Couple
this with the suggestion that it’s all really been a ‘problem of communication’.
From the statement: “One of the key factors that has played a role in the
differences between the fans and the ownership has been around communication.
Therefore the club has written to the EFL ... once they have analysed the past communication
and have a broader awareness of all the facts ...” Is he serious?
Let’s
recap. We were told from the start that we just had to accept how Duchatelet does
things, when supporters first raised real concerns we were fobbed off with the
promise of communication once relegation had been avoided only for this to
amount to a summer ‘open day’, and since then any real meetings – other than
those to discuss the price of Bovril inside the ground – have been extracted
through the regime’s gritted teeth and have never involved Duchatelet. Our role
from the start of his stewardship has been to pay our money, cheer to the
rafters (before a little post-match dance), and worship the ground that Roland
walks on, however much doo-doo that involved having to wade through. Not
realistic. I just hope that the EFL read between the lines and, being fully
aware of the facts, conclude that Duchatelet’s decision to send a lackey to the
meeting with them says all they need to know about communication.
Let
us not forget – and don’t laugh, or point out the grammatical and language
mistakes – that there is a ‘Club Charter’ on the official site. This says that “our
fans are the heartbeat of this club they are what makes it so special and we
want them to feel that this is their home” (we’ll gloss over the fact that it
is our home, if our owner was not such an idiot we would have made it feel like
it was his too). Given actual experience of Duchatelet’s stewardship, up to and
including the current treatment of club staff, this just underlines how cheap
words can be if nobody is held properly and consistently to account.
One
fellow Addick recently told me that for him the stupid and utterly unacceptable
£1.50 ‘transaction charge’ for the privilege of printing out matchday tickets
at home was the final straw and behind his non-attendance this season. I’m actually
reading a Bill Bryson book in which he praises British humour, citing when he
bought a ticket for a train to Manchester and asked for a receipt only to be
told ‘the ticket is free but it’s £18.50 for the receipt’. What was a joke in
1995 has become a reality – and I really don’t care if other clubs do the same,
doesn’t make it acceptable.
And
here I digress, because it’s got to go in somewhere. I recently received an
email from Virgin Media, and I quote: ‘We understand that a price rise is never
welcome. Yet with broadband usage increasing across our network by 31% last
year, we need to continue investing in it so that you’re brilliantly connected
to the stuff you love’. So let’s get this right, you’re planning to charge me
more to fund the investment you need to make to cope with more customers? Are
you telling me that if you had no new customers my bill would stay the same? And
you expect me to go along with this? At one level I admire their honesty but it
is utterly unacceptable and they have lost my custom. Add in a recent ISP
renewal where at the last minute when making a payment they throw in a £3 ‘non-auto
renew administration charge’ then send me an email pointing out the ‘key
benefits’ of auto renewing. Number one: ‘You won’t have to pay our admin charge
on your next renewal’. Don’t worry, there won’t be one.
Back
to the issue at hand. I don’t think many Addicks expect much to emerge from the
EFL meetings with the regime’s lackey and the Trust. I actually have, I think,
more sympathy than most for the EFL (not forgetting the ill-informed and shameful
comments made by the EFL chief after the Charlton v Burnley game). It is after
all no more than a group set up to represent the interests of football league clubs
(a majority of the board comprises club officials), it is not a regulatory
authority. Arguably there is a need for the latter, one with actual teeth. Just
that the EFL isn’t it.
Even
so, it has intervened and if it is not to be made to look ridiculous it would I
think be best advised to meet the Trust - which we can be confident will provide
it with a ‘broader awareness of all the facts’ – and turn down the opportunity
to talk to the mysterious ‘consultant’ Lieven de Turck, or any other club ‘representative’,
and request that Duchatelet gives them his version of events (and solutions)
direct. If he is too infirm to get to a meeting in the UK, go to Belgium to
meet him – and charge him (not our club) the costs.
Not
going to happen, is it? Duchatelet’s statement added that “we have also asked
the EFL to consider: are the cost efficiencies helping the sale of the club?
Are the protests helping the sale of the club?’ To save the EFL time, the
answer to the first is that they are irrelevant to any sale of the club, to the
second ‘yes’. That would allow the EFL to move quickly to the heart of the
matter, namely whether or not there is a sale process, whether or not the statements
made by club officials (primarily Richard Murray and De Turck) still hold true,
and just why Duchatelet has been unable to sell the club.
Let’s
be fair here and include the comments made by Lee Bowyer. Our new ‘permanent’
manager – who also stated that a contract to the end of the season was his
idea, not Duchatelet’s – reportedly said that “after the recent protests he
(Duchatelet) rang on the Sunday and said: “Are you OK? Is everything OK?” He
cares. Probably a lot of people wouldn’t want to hear it but he said: “I’m not
going to just sell to anybody, because I care about the club”, adding “he has
backed me ... all a manager wants is backing from the owner and I’ve had that”.
Bowyer
has said and done nothing since coming back to Charlton which might work
against taking his remarks at face value. He can only speak from his
experience. Fair enough. If Duchatelet had treated other coaches/managers in
the same way we would almost certainly not be in the mess we are now. We know
that he has not. If it indicates that Duchatelet and Bowyer get on OK at a
personal level, so much the better. Does it suggest that Roland is finally
learning from his mistakes? Perhaps. But it’s unlikely, Duchatelet’s word means
nothing. And it’s all far, far too late.
At
one level I hope the EFL will be kind to him. They will be dealing with someone
who the evidence suggests just can’t make decisions, because his version of the
truth, that which needs to be communicated and which is rational, involves such
delusion. The most striking comments for me remains Murray saying early on that
Duchatelet had two objectives for Charlton: to break even and to get into the
Premiership. Irreconcilable from the start, especially after the FFP rules on
which the network concept (one adopted by others well before Roland) relied
were predictably ignored. So what next? Err ... He wants communication and
rationality but can’t manage either. He wants to sell the club but can’t achieve
that. No wonder he doesn’t buy new shoes. It’s not that he likes the pairs that
are falling apart, he just can’t work out how to get new ones.